There is a reason for the lack national teammates shouting his greatness from the rooftops: he doesn't have friends in the national team (which, like Spain, is often divided along regional/linguistic/cultural lines—long the reason given for their underachievement). His best friends in football are childhood friends…

In 2000 when Luis Figo of Barcelona switched to Real Madrid the headline in Marca read: Ja Soc Aqui. The headline might have seemed innocuous as all it said was "At last I am here." However, the phrase was written in Catalan and not Castillian Spanish. It was the famous words of Josep Tarradellas who uttered those…

And ever since then I've had this kind of sparkly, magical opinion of Madison Square Garden and the Knicks, since they let me sing when I was a little kid.

Baron Davis is nonplussed.

@CoachLovie

I don't care how much weight Golic loses. He could close tomorrow's show by drinking from the wrong cup of Christ and quickly withering to dust. He'll always be fat to me.

Messier hired well known Boston lawyer Steven L. Milton to sue the club for civil damages, and according to Milton, Paradise lost.

"What the fuck is a 'Full House?'" -Miami Heat fans

WOW. I sorry but you missed young Croatian sensational Georg Vladinastic. He pulls ball in the hole as a routine in the Spanish Liga. I believe one of the eastern teams own his rites. He has a great lift in the air with his legs and probably will score 20 or 38 points once he makes team in the national basket. I hope…

Calmez-vous pour quoi?!

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

Joshua David Stein is the best, but can anything compare to his discourse on the hip hop-themed eatery with no black people?

Fuck all this Jeter noise. Paulie was THEE MAN. Hate to see you go, but very glad you came. Go go White Sox.

Fittingly, Hawk didn't say anything for 4:12

As a goalie I can assure you that's a very difficult save. With the speed that ball is coming and your view obstructed by players in front of you any deflection or swerve is almost impossible to stop if you lose sight of it for even a fraction of a second.

Talk about spreading rumors. Ew deadspin.

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

This was the Super Bowl game we all deserved!

Your opinion is the wrong one.

You know what? CR7 did get over there and give James a nice hug after the goal; even he recognized the badassery of it. And when James set up his third, Ronaldo gave notably pointed to him with a smile, giving him all the credit. He's been less dickish than in years past.