I'm not drunk!

I'd like to comment on this but it's a slippery slope.

"I'M DRUNKEST CELEBRITY IN THE FRONT ROW! WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY CELEB LIKE MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GONNA GET!"

"We wouldn't be in this terrible situation of having watched an entertaining interview."

Victor An: Asshole

I hate hyperbolic titles more than anything ever.

"We could've had such a damn good time." -Jim Harbough

That's funny, I've always associated Geno's playing style with LAX.

You know what's entertaining? Winning.

YOU LEAVE SOUTHPAW ALONE.

Danks, Jordan = John Danks

Franck Ribery is taking the loss pretty badly. He may be scarred for life.

Whirling Douchebag

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Which is why Sean put a second angle at the bottom.

And this is why I always wear a protective fanny pack.

I'm so glad Frank Thomas made it in. He was always the best player in Big Hurt Baseball.

I would love to see him back together with Steve McManaman but I'm assuming he'll be with Taylor Twellman. Either way, that's about as good as it gets for American broadcasts of soccer matches.

The cameraman version of broken ankles.

Looks like the turd is on the other foot now.