I saw Sporting KC play against Red Bulls earlier this season and it was one of the most negative displays I've ever seen. SKC scored early and didn't even attempt to move up the field for the remaining 80 minutes. Really a horrible game to attend.

That was a great goal but absolutely does not top Suarez's.

TRUDAT.

???

I wonder what I should do tonight. Hmm. Maybe I'll watch the movie I rented the other day. The Human Centipede. I wonder what this is abou OH MY GOD!!! Oh wow...oh wow...oh wow.

Chicago Footwork Bears

That's nothing.

I grew up in Illinois.

Have you ever even had sex with a cow? They are much taller than that. You need a stool or a small ladder or something.

What was the last Ligue 1 match you watched then?

That's some grade-A positin'.

The replies his story got over on Gawker are what's truly terrifying.

Where are all the people claiming the Bulls were better without Rose last year? Surely, this is occasion enough to get off the Tea Party blogs and start up the Twitter machine.

"That's the hottest thing I've seen in the stands in months." -Brent Musburger

"Obscure, specific beef" is what Rex Ryan calls the porterhouse steaks he keeps hidden in his desk drawer.

How is Brian Cox not of note!?

It's ironic that I'm reading this article on a page that doesn't even link back to the homepage of the website.

Not gonna happen.

Life is but a dream.

It's NYC FC because they will be owned by Manchester City Football Club.