I don't know, man. If I were going to use a band from Minneapolis for this DUAN, it probably would've been the Replacements, with all the headlines they're making today.

Those were some seriously uninspiring pregame speeches they showed before the Stanley Cup game started.

Huh! I didn't know that. I associate most country stars with the country though. Or Nashville.

OKC has the Flaming Lips.

Credit for beating Jamaica just because they haven't been able to beat their terrible team in the past? I don't think anyone trying to build a first-class national team should be getting credit for winning in Jamaica.

I haven't seen anything that fixed since my last visit to a Portland bicycle shop.

So, uh...anyone watching the Mariners/White Sox game?

Turnovers.

He's on a boat.

Iniesta!???

Congrats to Bayern. This has been in the makings for a few years and they have finally earned their reputation as the best team in Europe/the world.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Stoney. Your offense is only as good as your first base umpire.

Up next on Things Mike Francesa Deems Not Worth Talking About...water polo! Stay tuned.

Probably just a horse Scott Templeton made up.

Methinks Mike Babcock is coaching the wrong team.

Because Greg Howard likes writing about soccer and people read these articles. That's probably all there is to it.

*looks at watch* - Sir Alex Ferguson

Luis Suarez is from Uruguay.