Kid's got his dad's petulant scowl down already.

He's definitely going to Heat.

I love it when a woman tells me how to behave like a man. If "womansplaining" isn't a thing, it is now.

Thinking the exact same thing? Stage name, perhaps?

She needs to fucking retire so Obama can nominate another progressive to the Court. Otherwise, she is going to die at 90 and President Marco Rubio is going to nominate Ted fucking Cruz to replace her.

Biggie banged everyone's girlfriend back then. Even yours. Even mine.

You ranked the MLB HOF far too high.

The game isn't the same anymore, and today's players are too damn soft.

Holy shit, Shane Battier is AWFUL behind a microphone. Smart guy, but as a TV analyst he is the drizzling shits.

Pardon my ignorance, but what is Daish?

No. Wrong. His social media is FILLED with image and comments mocking religion and religious people. He also posted in support of numerous progressive issues.

This comment made me laugh out loud. Thank you for this. This year has pretty much sucked so far.

I had a buddy who saved every scab he'd ever had in a big Mason jar. When he turned 30, he made them into a sausage, cooked it, and ate it.

I'm pretty sure the technology exists to determine who is downloading what. There would be a difference in IP Addresses between the guy in 5A and the kid in 6D.

Fat and aloof didn't hurt this guy!

It would make a better Kinja name!

Coaches that look like sociology professors are the best.