Naw, the dude got ass too. I mean, in the dark you don't even know the difference.

Yes, of course. That's not my point. My point is that you can't judge a conference on draft picks because SOMETIMES they don't pan out.

Yes, and all the talking heads were screaming about the weakness of the Pac-12.

That's dumb. Of course, other conferences are responsible for busts in the NFL. But that's my point. The SEC isn't any better than anyone else.

Behold, the entirety of the Miami Heat highlights for the 2014-2015 season.

So? How did those draft picks pan out? Trent Richardson was a star for Alabama, but sucks duck balls in the NFL. Mark Ingram won the most prestigious award for Alabama and he is a medicore back in the NFL. AJ McCarron won more games than George Halas in college, and he holds a clipboard. Let's not even talk about…

Yup. Self-fulfilling prophecy.

This is news? It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. If the media declares the SEC as the best conference and rank them as such, an Auburn victory over Vanderbilt carries more weight than an Oregon victory over Arizona even if they have identical records. When an SEC team pulls an upset over a rival, everyone is like,…

" I did know that boy would try to steal a steak off the devil's plate."

This is funny, and I am disappointed more people haven't found it so.

...taken from the unpublished works of Henry David Thoreau.

I don't think Obama nor your gardener play hockey.

No doubt. They probably typed this list up on a vintage 1920 Underwood typewriter whilst sipping a $13 bottle of microbrew and sneering about the inherent post-modern propaganda of the Man of Steel.