So.... He's black and arrogant, but not talented? Got it.

Raise your hand if you KNEW this article was coming the minute Sherman spoke to Andrews.

He's still one of the best coaches in our time.

Depends how you define smart. Sherman has read all the classics and can speak for hours on topics ranging from tort reform to quantum physics. But is he street smart?

Well, more penalty for more yard, anyway...

How about graduating 2nd in his class from High School, missing valedictorian by .1?

He also has the highest Wunderlich score among active cornerbacks, so there's that.

This makes more sense when you read the entire email chain. Everyone involved in it should fuck off, and the suggestion about The Gays is about the least baffling thing said by anyone.

Sherman says and does smart things; he is smart.

Guys, opening this up to Deadspin readers really makes a mockery of the process. I hope you're pleased with yourselves; you're clearly just doing this for the attention.

The results are kind of mesmerizing, although not without the occasional unfortunate swastika.

Looks like his suspension is the only thing he has had difficulty swallowing.

Gosh, I don't think a judge could overturn this if his life depended on it.

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

If you're a Packers fan like me, you learn to respect him.

Michael Jordan may be a big fan of beer pong (because he cheats at it)

Where the fuck were you living? A closet? Earning $1250, spending $540 of that on food and still being able to live alone in Vancouver?

True. I think self esteem is of critical importance and value, but it must be REAL. By that, I mean that it must be earned through genuine accomplishment: mastering a skill, reaching a desired goal, etc. The way to help isn't to fake it, it's to help create opportunities where children can reasonably succeed at…