Don't be mad at him. He only [insert punchline here] yesterday.

Yo soy unemployment!

That's a strikethrough, because I originally said 10-3. I corrected it to 10-7. But thank you for your helpful comment.

That is the face of an idiot who is so proud of himself.

You really have some bad eyes.

If you think this father-of-the-year candidate is treating his son like a slave, you should see what he's dragging behind the truck.

Leftover wine? I'm unfamiliar with this concept...

And if it's a computer science class, for the love of FSM, just write some damn code!

Gods. Timing! I just finished three days of cramming for my designation test.

FACES OUT, DAN! FACES OUT!

He actually went to Ole Miss, but I see how you can get confused - both schools give out imaginary educations and have animosity between color-based groups

Came here to Ctrl+F "poop." Was not disappointed. I know you well, Dachis.

It seems to me PC games are more of an individual experience, while console gaming is much better when playing with friends and family (in the same room). At least, that's how I divvy it up.

Not listed: Asking "Sudo make me a sandwich" gives the response "Okay."

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

"I agree"

Clearly, that guy is pissed off...but the guy behind him is Angerer.

I use tv show favs. It has nice tracking tools, lets you know when new stuff is coming on and has a pretty solid widget.