“barely changed in the years (decade?) since its release.”

Yeah because being nice to the deplorables has worked out great so far. Spare me your moral outrage, but Mango Unchained and his idiotic supporters don’t deserve respect or to be coddled.

Fuck off, Trumpsucker.

“If you don’t want to watch me fuck this dog, turn around”

He would totally go full Admiral-General Aladeen if it made his idiotic base more devoted to him.

Fiat 500X? Doesn’t look like anything to me.

I’ve been to the Brickyard 400 seven times now, to the 400 at Chicagoland Speedway four times, and to the 500 at Talladega twice. Never seen less than a dozen of the “Rebel Snowflake” flag at each individual race.

“The glarp zone is for flarping and unflarping only.”

The perfect comment from the perfect Kinja name.

I have one pretty much like that, an ‘89 5.0L GT convertible- white paint with porno red leather interior. A heads/cam/intake swap and a 3.73:1 rear end swap later, it sounds terrifyingly good and will actually drive fast enough to live up to the Fox body 5.0 nostalgia.

Because from a distance, people would think the badge says “GT”.

As per usual with the Dotard, he makes shit up based on stuff that was read to him by an underling or that he saw during his numerous hours of “Executive time” AKA TV watching time.

Imagine if you teamed up with Apple instead. The sheer magnitude of black turtleneck-wearing executives would possibly alter the Earth’s orbit.

*in Russian accent* YOU WILL CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL OF THE WINNING!

Man, fuck that orange spray painted shitbag.

Majestic As Fuck.

That’s exactly what Donald Glover’s mom told him when he took the role. She loves Billy Dee, so don’t fuck up his character.

Go back to the farmhouse and fuck your sister-wife, Cletus. The adults are busy talking.

“I think this is part of the problem in this country right now. Everybody is shoving the politics and anti-racism down our throats. I was with you, I was quite tired of it.”

5 were Mitsubishi employees.