In the car sales business, a Mitsubishi franchise is seen as nothing more than being a “used car store with a new car finance bank to work with”.

“Then I remembered the drunk at the bar the other day who swears Australia isn’t a real place because there’s no way Kangaroos actually exist.”

My uncle had a late 90's Chevy Astro van that came with integrated child seats in the second row bench, which was apparently a very rare factory option on those vans for only a couple years then dropped altogether.

Human Centipede 3.

That winning bid really knocked the crowd off their feet...

Yes.

It’s a 1988 Sable LS, for certain. The style of steering wheel, dashboard, seat fabric, and front door inside trim in this car gives it away.

Shut the fuck up with your “both sides” bullshit.

RIP Lennie Briscoe. :-(

Hiding them in plain sight was a ballsy move that was actually done with both Luke and Leia... he was raised by Anakin’s only living relatives, on the one planet where Vader himself would prefer not to ever set foot again (remember his issues with sand...). And she was raised to be a political figure who would be a…

Pointing and laughing? I’m sure the Germans have a fitting word for this feeling.

So a proper “reality” TV show, then.

“Schnatter’s departure comes just a few weeks after he plunged...”

He reminds me of the creepy, malfunctioning puppets that all catch fire suddenly, in that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie with Johnny Depp.

Here’s hoping that Cheetolini strokes out while sitting on the toilet in the middle of the night, mid-tweet.

On behalf of everyone who isn’t stupid enough to fall for your Trumptard bullshit, go fuck yourself with Roy Moore’s dick.

Bro. Too soon.

It’s a Murano CrossCabriolet, isn’t it?

It’s a targa... if the roof doesn’t work, that just means your arms are broken.