Reminded me of PJ O'Rourke on pickups.

You mean the '64 that was based on a bland economy car?

GTO purists can suck it. This was a ton of car in its day. I almost bought a used one but feared the potential for speeding tickets and bad weather traction. I punched a 5.7 up to 110mph on test drive and scared the pants of the "new kid" the sales manager trusted to take me on test drive. Good times.