Ding! The dude wants to fuck the lesbian, but can’t, and is parking the girlfriend next to him as someone to bang while he passes time and waits for the lesbian to come around.

So if I understand this correctly, OP is fucking a girl that he doesn’t like hanging out with that much but pretends he does for the “relationship,” and is in an emotionally committed relationship with a girl he pretends he doesn’t want to fuck but definitely doesn’t want to fuck him. Honestly this is the only logical…

Lies. I’m 35. I still do cool shit ;).