Or maybe not, because midfoot strike? I don’t even know any more.

It’s the “I Got Mine” school of politics. Unless there someone in her family struggling with it, she gives no fucks. It’s like a politician being against abortion or gay rights until someone in their family needs one or is one.

Oh my God it’s Big Lebowski and I can’t believe I’m the first person to list that who are these people I work with?!?

You need to space this joke out a bit better, it’s not good enough to use twice in 3 days.

Let me rephrase it then. If you want this amazing thing called the internet to remain awesome, you;ve got to expect the sites to be able to pay the bills. Otherwise, well look what’s happened to newspapers.

Twenty five years ago I would’ve had to wait until Monday’s USA Today to be delivered to read about this. Maybe it would have gotten a 10 second report on Sportscenter at 11pm. Probably not, as they might not have the tape cut in time after NBC showed it just a few hours earlier.

“Because”

Why did you place quotes around “Daniel” and “article”?

Worked in Iraq, and now that place is a desert paradise. So yes, this would be an excellent strategy!

Simple reason to release him: they don’t want to have to pretend to celebrate his 700th in their uniform. Sleazebag Randy Levine won’t stand for that, dammit!

You were taking notes on your phone in a movie theater? You are not a bad mom, just a bad person.

Well the smell of shit makes me want to vomit.

I figured the Olympics in Rio would be a shitshow, but a vomitshow? That’s setting a whole new bar, guys.

Ah the old pinch and puke. This con takes me back to the 1940s

... why the fuck would you know this?

You put a lot of time into this.

Sweet boneless Christ what the fuck is that thing in the picture?!?!? Looks like a potato with mange!

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

Is that John Voight’s car?

I like the Lexus look with their Battlestar Galactica look. Just wish they included the red eye that goes back and forth. Maybe they could have made it into blinkers.