“But break a leg anyway, fellas.”

As a Dodger fan, lemme say this: Nope.

A chimp could have drafted Harper and Strasburg, and wouldn’t have signed Werth, Zimmerman, or Scherzer. That means add $462M to the $450M and you get nearly a billion dollar chimp.

You’re right, we don’t need to discuss a thing.

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

Rogned Odor: slides hard into second base, including spiking a guys leg.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

I’m gonna miss these fools

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

• Felix Hernandez
  

The limit does not exist...to what these kids can achieve.

now, I’m not even a casually spiritual person

The Cardinals are mediocre and the Yankees are awful. Do we really need a Christmas this year?

His lack of capitalization is disturbing.

You sound like a ton of fun. Where are all these friends that you are flying to visit with your accepting, non-judgemental attitude?

Only a 20-something member of Generation Whiny Dipshit would think that having to split up from your travel partner and ride in the back is a tragedy.

Don’t fly Southwest, cheap ass.

This guy knows what he is talking about.

Jesus, what did a child ever do to you? And yes, it’s necessary for her to go see her grandparents on Christmas.

No.