I rewatched SpaceJam about 2 years ago with a friend and his GF (her first time seeing it, which must have been a total mindfuck.) It’s a hell of a lot weirder than it was when I was 6, but it’s still awesome.

As a kid who grew up in SoCal , I would’ve liked baseball just because of the Dodgers and Dodger Stadium.

Wouldn’t it be cool if we like, erase ourselves from the internet?
OMG Thom you’re such a creative genius

All kidding aside, is there any room in your house you want this? I mean...really?

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

“If I suck at it, it’s not my fault. I’m not qualified to be President.”

- author is bitter and sad and probably has no friends anymore, weddings are THE BEST

-snark over religious relatives with church weddings

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

I’m currently planning my wedding, and as the last of my friends to get married (I’ve been a VERY good sport time and time again as I have spent thousands on bachelorette parties, showers, weddings, gifts, etc) c’mon now...let me have my time to enjoy and celebrate! No need to hate on other people’s happiness! Sheesh.

You sound both pretentious and bitter.

Word.

what up, tho

God, she’s annoying.

I hope Bryce Harper sent Puig a box of his Make Baseball Fun Again hats.

I firmly believe Clayton Kershaw can, and should, throw 120 pitches every game. Go ahead and baby young pitchers. Him? No.

In other hat-related news, Edinson Volquez finally found his:

Bryce Harper, Jose Fernandez, Joe Maddon’s Cubs, and the apparent decline of the Cardinals should make this a very fun and good season.

Oh, that shouldn’t even be a question. Red Sox fans can make ANYTHING worse.

Underrated sports tourism destination: The Louisville Slugger Factory in Kentucky. One of the more interesting tours I’ve ever been on.