They're really going to regret this shit ten lives from now.

And, in fact, say that Fascism was a leftist movement.

And Huckabee knows from funny!

No, but he can say bad things about him on Twitter for weeks on end and hope he quits

Trump likes making deals, so how's this: he can have his face on Mt Rushmore if he resigns immediately.
Al Jaffee will be the designer (we don't tell this part toTrump)

That actually makes me happy. I hate to think of George Takei spending so much time reading listicles that show one item per page, all the while trying to think of a clever pun to share it with.

I really wish I could agree with you on that, but I know some ostensibly liberal people who take their social policing to ridiculous extremes, to the point of being embarrassingly hypocritical.
That said, SJW is a completely meaningless term since it's now thrown around at anyone with left-leaning social views. Using…

Human Chest Wig

I agree. The video above is actually a refreshing example of having dialogue about a sensitive topic by someone that actually has a stake in it. It's not from the standpoint of offensiveness being the worst thing in the world. Because, seriously, if being offended by something is the worst thing you have to go…

"Hey, everybody, that kid's right!" Pickle is lifted on crowd's shoulders. Country is unified. Presidency becomes dynastic, for-life position.

In my area, the 711 franchises are usually owned by Indians, while most other convenient stores have Middle Eastern operators. The rest are Korean run.
That's not over-generalizing either. I'm sure there's some dynamic at play that causes just the 711's to be Indian owned and operated, but I've never asked.

The same can be said for nearly every character on the Simpsons. The arc was "one dimensional stereotype" -> "stereotype with backstory" -> "relatable character who's still a stereotype" -> "character whose backstory has now been reduced to a recurring gag" -> "one dimensional recurring unfunny gag + stereotype"

What's the name of the one that implants viruses into Unix systems?

♪ "We get letters! We get letters! We get lots and lots of letters" ♪

Jokes on them. Mueller wrote this letter and Trump already personally responded with 25 years of personal tax returns

And the Facebook surprised reaction. You know, the one your clueless aunt uses for everything

Pretty amazing, actually. What point are they trying to make? "See? Don't you all feel bad now? Pickle thinks you're all mean?"
How many letters from terrified children whose parents are in ICE detention centers does he get each day?

"Suddenly, everyone was run over by a truck. -The End-"
Mike O'Donoghue - How to Write Good

"Had a weird dream last night, honey. You were sewing a carburetor out of a giant ball of filthy hair. Then your boobs started growing and growing til they filled the whole house."

"Hey, remember when there were other people?"