“There was something about that Maverick that made dad super obsessed about making it perfect”

I actually knew someone who said you should never talk about selling your car where it can hear you, because then it will break because it’s upset.

Don’t fix everything on a car.

If I find a snake in my toilet...

I don’t say negative things about my car (such as features I wish it had, drawbacks, etc) where is could hear me. I don’t want to hurt his feelings. 

That’s just common sense.

never own a chrysler product.

is that a superstition or just good judgement?

That if I’m really observant, keep up with basic at home maintenance, use premium fuel, and baby my 15 year old Audi, my mechanic bill will be less than $1,000 when I take it in for regular service intervals.

Yes, “blame” is the wrong word, but so is “thank”.

Judging by the photo at the top of the article, you also have a right to a firm, heart-shaped butt.

I don’t have one.  To whom do I complain?

Well that’s certainly one way to get newsletter subscriptions...

Klay Thompson looks like the hardworking, studious rabbi’s son. 

When he dropped that snarl we all felt it!

US tarmac delays are limited to 3 hours domestic, 4 hours international. Besides food and water, the airline is obligated to provide detailed information about the delay every 30 minutes. If the delay lasts longer than above, passengers have the right to deplane. Airlines who do not comply get hit with some nasty FAA…

So happy to have Klay back. Go dubs!

Don’t forget the most important right - the right to scream ‘I know my rights’ as you’re dragged off the plane due to being ignorant of your rights.

I was lucky enough to take my mom to last night’s game as her 75th birthday present. It felt like a playoff game. The crowd cheered when Klay came out in practice, they cheered when he hit his first four or five practice shots, they went crazy when he was introduced, they went super crazy when he scored the W’s first…

This is a good story.  That’s it.