He kept seven properties, the song masters, trademarks, trusts, Apple stock, Beats sale, points on the package, Eminem’s hair bleach, Kendrick’s syrup sandwich, and 50's dimples? She didn’t get shit. He got off damn cheap. Jeff Bezos’s ex was: half of EVERYTHING or die MFer.

In lieu of searching, can I presume it involves a speedy hedgehog?

For all the conventional wisdom that says “don’t buy anything car wise unless you absolutely have to” there are some circumstances where using your inflated used car value to trade for something new makes perfect sense.

All the more reason to avoid buying anything unless it’s absolutely necessary until the chip shortage eases. 

Somewhere in suburban Detroit, David Tracy is staring at his yard full of rusty shitheaps—er, viable used cars for potential sale—and salivating frothily.

Anti-vaxxers are idiots, but people seriously need to stop using them as a scapegoat. Omicron isn’t running rampant because a relatively small percentage of the population hasn’t gotten vaccinated. It’s become a problem because society has a whole has gotten complacent. To some extent, I get it. People are doing the…

Hate to break it to you, but what happens in anti-vax land doesn’t stay in anti-vax land.  

Is it me or does it seem people are now more or less zero fucks given with Covid? We are two years into this thing and now its like : “ Oh, 140,000 cases today? Phffff.... Whatevs...” Meanwhile parts of my state-predictably the rural red areas- are grossly under-vaccinated. Our major cities are getting hit hard. They…

Eh, this sounds like Delta asked the question that should be asked, which is: “Does what we know now, and the situation we’re in now, warrant continuing with a policy that’s from a year prior (give or take) and when we didn’t have the protections we have in place now?”

In my 37 years, I have not yet encountered a problem that could not be solved by masterbation.

I miss the old LGA. It made leaving town that much more soothing, to get out of the filth. Flying back into it is was a different story, but leaving out of there was fantastic. It was like leaving a 3rd world country, even if you were flying to a 3rd world country. It couldn’t be any worse, ha. 

It’s made of cheese and very tasty. Only way to harness it is to melt it in a fondue pot and dip some tasty foodstuffs into it.