Football season doesn’t start until the Miami Dolphins gets everyone’s hopes up and then completely shit the bed. Now I can settle in and watch college football and figure out who the Phins will draft with the 14th pick in 2019.

Fuck this overrated Russian asshole.

Isn’t this information public record? I mean I can search anyone’s name in my state and find their DOB, address, and phone numbers. Is the crime publishing that information? 

This fucking kid reminds me of Marino. Changed the game in his second season. 

Pics or it didn’t happen.

My coach taught us, “If a man can’t breathe, he can’t return serve.”

Turn down your sanctimony.

This was a staple of my childhood. Add a Mountain Dew and some Ruffles chips and you can relive the summer of my 6th grade year. 

I think Gonorrhea is a pretty name for a girl. Rhea for short.

Major League Infection

That’s only because your wife is a hag.

There’s always the Mountain West. 

Check out any Clemson message board today. The general sentiments are”

That’s ridiculous.

Yeah, I came here to say the same thing.

If it was revealed during her confirmation hearing that Sonia Sotomayor had an abortion in high school, you know these conservative hypocrites would have rode her out of town on a rail.

Fortnite is fucking terrible. It’s Minecraft for teenagers. 

I wasn’t diagnosing. I was merely pointing out that the symptoms pointed more toward those areas.

Actually the symptoms sound more like paranoid schizophrenia, schizoaffective disorder, or bipolar disorder, but go ahead and make some wild assumptions based on absolutely no peer-reviewed data just to fit some media narrative.