You didn’t Vike that?

None of these are symptoms of CTE, but keep trying. 

The Queen of Wrong Style. 

I mean...why would anyone subscribe to The Athletic when I can get my breaking news and hot takes for free on Twitter and ESPN.com and Deadspin?

Yes, we’re doomed.

Fuck capitalism. 

Agreed. The League would rather have David Carr healthy and William Hayes out for the season rather than the other way around, so good job, Rules Nerds. 

Poor troll job. Too many words. Try harder.

This is a delicate, underrated comment.

This is the right response. If any people “beat themselves” it’s Democrats. I think it’s written in Latin on the DNC logo in fact. 

Republicans - and more specifically Trump supporters - care about one thing and one thing alone: “owning the libs”.

Sure, I over-simplified this, I know.

This is the right answer.

Sanders isn’t a Democrat.

You’re right, and I think that is due in large part to people looking at both parties and thinking, “These two groups of old people share fuckall with me policy-wise.”

Dude, we elected a walking, talking bag of dicks as president mostly because people hate Hillary so much. The Democratic Party seriously considered nominating an avowed socialist because people hate her so much.

No. The antipathy is real, and so is the apathy. 

Thank you for hilariously proving my point.

Capitalism = misogyny.

Centrist = A less bigoted, less sexist Republican.