Smart take. In that case everything alive is a parasite. Very smart though. I was wowed.

You consider babies to be tumors? Yikes.

Well, the part where they stick the scissors in the brain can accurately be described as murder, but this guy is a doofus.

Rosie O'Donnell...

Um he's a famrer obviously he's like a rabid dog aka good

Nobody wants movies about fluffy bunny rabbits and pajama parties and dolls however

Its kinda funny that people still care about Beyonce. But I guess that's why Taylor Swift is so popular, because Beyonce set the bars so low.

This is a perpostrous article regarding the headline's suggestion that girl animals get to choose the guys that ________ them. I understand that we are part of the animal kingdom but only we aren't we are the only ones that make choices regarding that. In other words, it's forceful entry in the animal kingdom.