That’s my mom you’re talking to. (Sadly).

He’s also the beneficiary of “chain migration”.

She sounds like Jill Stein with a fat checkbook

Coquito > Eggnog

Spoiler Alert: They did.

Circa 1955 maybe. WTF....

The “huzlers.com” watermark isn’t enough of a tipoff for you?

Franken’s problem is not that he’s a straight, white, cis-male.

These are even better when the private jets in question are funded by taxpayers.

Troll says what?

Come now... it’s really hard to get into Costco Law School.

They talk for a while longer, at one point trading swigs off the whiskey John has with him...he walks away with a box of clean syringes that he’ll use to shoot meth.

And? Interracial marriage was against the law until shockingly recently.

Totally. I hear Teka$hi69 likes to party with James Levine.

Capitol Police at the White House? Really?

Drink. Copious amounts of drink also help.

My mom is far too busy watching Fox News to text me.

Yes.

Misogyny and melanin both get them riled up.

tbh I haven’t paid attention to a damn thing she’s said since the election. Nor should anyone, really.