The social compact is getting a good body slamming these days.

Team Trump is getting better at the non-denial denials. Her statement (as with McMaster’s yesterday) refutes absolutely none of what Joe & Mika reported she said.

Masshole was already taken.

They are filthy schwinn-e.

I would bet a lot that this guy is friends with the Twinks for Trump scumbag (Bard Class of 2012). http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/controversial-twinks4trump-founder-joins-white-house-press-corps-n722791

PWR TOOLS

This is 31 flavors of evil. F*ck these anti-science people.

I am uncomfortable with how casually you malign sock puppets with that comparison.

Apparently MAGA > habeas corpus

“you are stuck at birthday parties gripping your lukewarm lemonade,”

Are you familiar with the the concept of Stand-Your-Ground-Unless-Brown?

Long Island: Arkansas with a coastline.

Very true. But it will also hopefully prompt the state government to reverse course in short order (as it has in other deeper-red states)

It actually encourages them. It just means the End Times are nearing. They will intensify their fapping to “Left Behind” DVDs.

Cue the Pepe the Frog dancing gifs.

Feel you, bruh. I also misspell “Breitbart” as “Jezebel” all the damn time.

Is the bag part of YSL’s new Justin Timberlake line?

The alt-Left are no doubt perpetrators of the devastating War on Christmas that Fox loves so dearly.

He’s clearly been reading the collected works of Jimmy the Greek.

He’s also in St. Louis and I hear from reliable sources that he was behind Mike Brown’s death in Ferguson.