THANKS OBAMA

Counterpoint: Trump actually watches SNL and it annoys the piss out of him and gets in his head.

Those ads have an audience of only 535 people, many of whom watch Morning Joe.... same reason you see ads for things like Lockheed Martin fighter jets on Meet the Press.

Betsy with the bad spelling.

Can’t spell New Jersey without Big Pharma.

He was (allegedly, yadda yadda) ordering them to do so on the bed that the Obamas slept in while he watched. So there’s the degradation and it would be completely in character for him.

It would probably take down both DJT and Bill C, if so.... he spent a bit too much time on that guy’s private jet.

Lemme guess - comp lit major, right?

More cowbell, please.

You would go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

This. It’s the elimination of financial anxiety which is so important - more even than the actual amount of support.

and I hear she drives a hard bargain.

a homeowner says a thief clad in a spacesuit... 

Just don’t fcuk with Zoe. Or Max.

ew.

Statistically likely? So you’re a big fan of stop and frisk, too, right?

Harboring grudges is as American as the Hatfields and McCoys.

“I want to hate these muggers and murderers,” Trump’s ad read.

That’s a theoretical argument for third-party voting. I asked why one would vote specifically for Governor Cheech here?

If you live in a swing state then I hope God has mercy on your poor, naive soul.