They hold an annual rummage sale that is to die for.

Statistically speaking he is no more likely to be president than you or I will.

When you write “his brain is an arid wasteland punctuated by moats of nacho cheese” how are you not treating him like a joke, Anna?

If it’s brown, turn it down.

He’s a little late. Isn’t November 9th the traditional kickoff for these sorts of campaigns?

Cut into one of their crucifixes and count the tree rings.

I prefer to call them land-manatees.

I’d imagine HIV is feeling quite stigmatized by its new association with Charlie Sheen...

I know you’re a spambot but fcuk you very much anyway.

Your move, Yalies.

I would pay to see the Teabaggers turn into a giant Book Club of Protest.

And this guy lives in Brooklyn? Most reality denial in the County of Kings involves pickling. Or facial hair. Sometimes both.

Posted alongside an ad for a bogus prostate treatment. How fitting for that readership.

Silver-lining theory - the GOP will be encouraged by the loss of socially liberal ideas at the polls last night (Houston, Ohio weed, Dem gubernatorial candidates) and will say even more stupid/racist/moronic crap in the run-up to 2016.

Things she likely loves almost as much as guns:

It has multiple uses - you don’t have to change too many colors - just use an inverse scale and you can also call it:

Right.... all of America is an amoral dystopian hellscape.

You did, and it was a write-in vote for “Purple Kush”

Doe Deere may soon be facing Ray, a cop who’s holding guns.

I like the cut of her jib.