Are you suggesting, somehow, that she’s not fap-worty?

She meant antediluvian but it’s 2 hard 2 spell....

They don’t call it a big box store for nothing....

Her husband does look like he could do a photoshoot in Bears Monthly....

fine. next time we won’t invent the internets, either.

“Others may interpret Geoff’s empathy and interest as a come-on.”

Fcuk ‘em. Snake people.

Gawker becoming a university seems like a plot detail from Idiocracy II

Two words:

Let’s give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe we’re all totally wrong and they were just putting on a po-mo interpretation of Othello.

So, this unfortunate boy’s family used the “race card” phrase. You’re saying they are “a-holes and racists”?

And then there’s people who wear Life is Good(tm) apparel. They need to be clubbed into unconsciousness, preferably with something heavy and expensive sold at Sharper Image.

Does “it is what it is” not get space on the podium?

A Clinton victory is unlikely to bring substantive change but things (the rights of women, gay people and immigrants and the overall well being of poor people) would get A LOT worse under Bush III. Or any of the likely GOP winners.

Because he is 18. Everyfckingthing has to be on social media.

I am imagining that your assignment editor sent you a note which read: “Go forth. Bathe in hate and shower yourself in bigotry. Wallow in small-mindedness and get me 800 words by lunchtime.”

Um, you mean like the Duggars? Not gonna happen.

She was also a colossal failure as a business leader.

He was guilty of Tinkering While Muslim, which is apparently a crime in Tex-ass.

Right.... because nobody as deep and open-minded as the membership of the League would ever think to spurn a woman because of age.