Joke + Credit Card Acceptance = Business Model

#IronyFatwa

I stand corrected.

Why oh why did she have to pick hubris as her running mate.

Four men chose to marry her. This is a sick and twisted miracle which confounds my atheism.

So... the car owner was using the doll to access HOV lanes across the Bay Bridge?

Does the Gawker Media Legal Defense Fund count?

So cute. Like a communal burka.

I figured that was just the pot brownie kicking in

It also sometimes has the opposite effect (turning your kid into a hyperactive toddler tweaker for 4 hours), no joke. So not worth the risk....

You first.

I hear his favorite drink is GoldStandardSchlager

Related - don’t accept the automatic credit card tip when using Seamless or GrubHub for food delivery. Zero out the tip and hand the delivery person a generous amount of cash, otherwise a not-insignificant percentage of restaurant owners will pocket your “tip” themselves.

Good on you. Didn’t know the Teamsters were organizing the Clickbait industry.

We would never condone disrespectful or irresponsible behavior.

#BindersFullofPizza

I'd wager that I am probably twice your age (so college sophomores? No thanks) and have been inhabiting the "real world" for quite some time.

The Caps Lock key is to the left, above Shift.

So only "polite" people should give speeches on university campuses? That seems counterproductive. Meeting controversial speakers with protests is one thing (and a good one) but shutting them out entirely is intellectually myopic.

I am not playing games. But stifling free speech is horseshit and needs to be called out as such whatever you care to term it.