Luck’s choice didn’t happen in a vacuum.  How the Colts handled/mishandled his injuries are relevant to his health and this choice.

Ryan Grigson should have been running an Evansville Applebee’s into the ground rather than a generational quarterback talent.

Other way around. Corey wore “Kyle’s Brother”, probably because he is the younger of the two. Kyle passed on the opportunity to reciprocate, probably because the only thing interesting about Kyle Seager is how he gets shorter & shittier each season.  He went with just “Seager” again this year.

I did enjoy the year Kyle Seager (of the Mariners) wore “Corey’s Brother” on his jersey in honor of his brother who is probably a better player and definitely on a better team.

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.

It’s made worse by the fact that the alternative jerseys from other years ranged from interesting to actually decent. They’ve taken that and tried to standardize uniforms—y’know, the things which exist to differentiate teams!

Bettman is still probably the worst commissioner, but at least he still seems to actually like hockey. MLB and Manfred seem like they actively hate baseball and are trying their hardest to make it shitty in new and exciting ways. 

NFL: “Let’s make games unwatchable by having teams wear uniforms that are entirely one of their team colors.”

they also agreed pitchers on the white uniformed teams had to wear black hats so as to not have the possibility of hiding the ball in their motion. just a rousing success all around.

Seriously. Imagine being like “Well, in order to gain minute advantages over the other team we’ve decided to have 10 pitchers on our roster who can only pitch an inning at a time so...maybe Baseball should fundamentally change its rules to accomodate that?”

This is the type of nard-hitting journalism that we all expect from Deadspin. 

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

I agree Mohammed belongs on the list. Jesus still wins, however, because he has a 600 year head start.

This is my point. It actually raises Muhammed’s faux-recognition.

Scientist: Who is this person?
All of America (maybe the world rn): Uhh, should I know them?
Scientist: They are a prominent historical and religious figure.
AOA: Um.. Brown skin..  Muhammed?

If nothing else facial recognition being a requisite definitely makes the Michael Jackson thing a thinker. 

“Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the merch tables...”

Paul’s letter to the Corinthians: “Guys, we gotta move more merch.”

It’s the most common first name in the world.

There are nearly as many followers of Islam as there are Christians. If you’re putting Jesus and The Pope on this list, obviously Muhammad — praise and blessings be upon his name — ought to be as well, no?