Um. I was threatened by an Amtrack employee for bringing my own beer on the train. Have they changed their policy?

And a huge waste of money. I can’t remember the last time PETA did anything useful to actually help the welfare of animals.

1. It won’t make the jeans cheaper.

... based on what exactly?

Don’t worry, there isn’t a “right thing” to do.

Ummm, maybe you aren’t aware of this, but things were very very different in the 1700's. Morals have changed a whole lot since then. Beethoven is very safe.

Child abuse really fuck you up. And by all accounts MJ was abused from a very young age. Michael wasn’t selling us anything, the people making millions of dollars off of him were.

Is this also supposed to be a joke?

Watching paint dry is more entertaining that ANYTHING Leno has done.

Your last two sentences render all your opinions moot.

Jay Leno’s opinions have never been relevant. He was never funny and his show was terrible.

Moe’s Obviously. Less obviously “One Eyed Jack’s”

Honestly Moe’s is as big of an oversight as Cheers.

Especially during the “Flaming Moe’s” period of the bar. That place was popping.

STOP.

The link you provided for the bracket is a link to twitter? I know you people are complete fucking morons but holy fuck.

Yeah, definitely. 

Those terrible commercials were enough to keep me away.

He seems to not understand that the Lakers are the only NBA team that competes in worldwide popularity with the biggest soccer teams.

You are wrong, very wrong. But it’s cute you think that.