I'm not moving the goalposts at all, nor am I disputing that the prank wasn't successful. I'm just assuming you read the article; the way he executed the farce wasn't all that bright. "The prank worked" ≠ smart prank: not explaining exactly how/when he executed certain trades? Only allowing the reporter to see his…

The Duggars live in Tontitown, which is essentially a suburb of Fayetteville. Fayetteville proper is a very small area, surrounded by many smaller towns with blurred boundaries (for instance, I live in Fayetteville, very close to the university, and in order to get to the mall that is only about 10 minutes away, I…

He nailed the Garner thing.

Come on. That's hilarious! Lighten up

I'm not questioning that she was too intoxicated to consent. Draper is defining a standard of affirmative consent and speaking as though it's a legal reality, when it does not apply to this case.

Consent has to be given: it isn't assumed that you can have sex with somebody until they withdraw consent.

How cute. You wanted all the readers to know how anti-church you are. You must be SO proud.

I didn't even get to the article after being distracted by the hairy armpits.

Well done, the author has managed to place blame for a failed drug test on everything and everyone but the person who failed it.

There are some bombshell quotes in the Rosa interview which you seems to have glided right over. He clearly states his opinion that there there is a doping problem in Kenyan running, that it has existed for years, and that it is being deliberately ignored by a segment of the sport.

Rosa is also pretty clear in calling…

Let's make one clear thing very clear: "why" she did it was to run faster. It's really grating for you to write that she could have run as fast without the PED as she ran with it.

Stick to writing about soccer.

someone who goes by Billy should not say the F-word. In a headline.

Hiring a black woman to ring a bell at your office would double your diversity numbers. Maybe work on that.

7-1 he works for EPIC...

I recently moved to Madison, which is a great city in an otherwise shitty state.

Now he should be reinstated and allowed to participate once again. Time to move on, unless the media keeps digging and writes nonsense stories only to damage his reputation further. He is black after all, might as well try it.

Doesn't seem like anything "happened to her" except for consensual sex, for which nobody is at fault.

@Slut Machine: Of course you're not sorry. You're a spoiled, snotty, irresponsibe, herpes-spreading hipster bitch who only cares about herself. Oh, and the whole "dog-adopts-baby-bunny posts"? Is that really what you think of the commenters here? we're all just girls who like cuddly things because OMG we are stupid?

Can Jezebel please revoke this post and this asinine convo and put up a serious apology for banning a reasonable commenter and being hypocritical? Can you please apologize for calling the rape of a 13-year-old "banging" and acting like it was a "gray area" even though the girl repeatedly said NO to a 44 year old man…