Yeah sexual assault is totally fictitious and an urban myth. /s

Not an entirely inaccurate assessment.

I'm not sure what it would take to prompt me to "boycott" the NFL. A couple of weeks' worth of administrative bumbling certainly isn't enough. A handful of players getting popped for criminal offenses isn't much different than any other season, so no on that.

Outrage has a shelf life

Grats.

Because it didn't actually happen.

"Bullying."

Wow. Hot take.

I usually assume the "in my opinion" disclaimer when reading unsourced internet comments, but that's just me.

Hey! Look at me! I care!

Does AJ still have any influence on this site?

God, I fucking miss AJ.

Oh, yay.

It kills me that the "inb4" comments still get huge ratings on this site.

Goddammit AD.

"tho" "Dukie"

Fantastic.

Jezebel's original post regarding the celeb pic leak of a couple weeks ago included a convenient link to the album.

I miss AJ-era Gawker. Sigh.

Wat?