Why should anyone in general give a shit what's in the store's best interest?

Ruined? OK.

No, I mustn't.

Shit like this makes me not want to eat out ever again.

OK.

Nope.

So, a shitty company is more than willing to let people who are willing to write for free do just that, indefinitely.

Personally, I would have pursued the judgement over her and held it in my back pocket on the off chance she ever came into any money. That's just me, though.

Cool.

Bingo.

Sad? OK.

I'm finding it interesting that so many people are demanding to know exactly how the assault happened before they are willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that it did happen.

Because Sloan! Because "Dork Elvis!" Because blahblahblahblahblabityblah!

You sound psycho because your first reaction to this "story" was "fuck her."

Oh, hush. We all know these are 100% legit, DUH.

making gross comments like the one described above personally offends me more than it does for women.

Why not put Burneko on this story? He could shit out 15k words like you never could.

"Exclusives"

Thanks for weighing in. We're collectively better for it.

You're not very good at this.