Cool.

Quit livin' on dreams.

So is tipping at coffee shops now more or less an obligation? If so, when did that start?

Guiliana's courage, huh? OK.

Decades confined somewhere sounds about right to me. Maybe not necessarily prison.

Fantastic.

lol.

Asking someone "u mad" is not a "silly joke," it's fucking moronic.

Third time's a charm.

Truth.

Ouch.

I have to star this comment solely because of your username.

Seriously. Losing your shit over someone putting fucking Crystal Light in water to the point where you're calling them "entitled" over it... get a grip, indeed.

How is it in any way "clear" that the woman you're talking about didn't know of any other way to get in touch with police? Reading the linked story, she repeatedly called 911 and insisted that her situation was indeed an emergency, which it in no way was. This implies that she knew that 911 was not the proper avenue…

Ugh. I knew you'd fixate on the "few bucks' worth" as soon as I hit publish. My mistake.

Bullshit. It's mocked because it's fucking moronic (not to mention extremely irresponsible) to call 911 over a few bucks' worth of fast food.

For someone people are constantly criticizing for being "robotic" and obsessed with maintaining her image, this passive-aggressive Instagram back-and-forth bullshit seems really amateur hour.

You minimized her behavior by finding it necessary to oh-so-helpfully "explain" how this isn't so bad at all, because "size." The fact that you threw in a quick acknowledgment of her behavior being wrong that basically amounts to a parenthetical in 6 point font when weighed against the rest of your BS "explanations"…

Quote me the part where I said anything about Chris Brown.

You've got your bases covered here - concern trolling, sanctimony and condescension.