You're leaving me in the dark here on the water thing, though. I need your confirmation!

This is fantastic.

Good thing we all have you, then.

The great thing about straw men is that they're so easy to knock down.

I've also heard that water is wet. Can you confirm?

So, not only are you above it all, you want to make damn sure everyone knows how above it all you are as well.

No mention of the threat of human centipedes on your website, I see.

It's really a wonderful thing that you're so above it all. I applaud you.

Grats.

It may be "illegal," but it's still less dangerous than tailgating someone in order to come across as some kind of badass or to prove a point.

Yes. God forbid someone express an opinion in a comment section designed and implemented for that exact purpose.

Fuck that. Tailgating is stupid, reckless, and uncalled for, period.

Nice.

Thank you.

He could have said "It's as though they've killed college basketball."

I see/hear it used somewhat often "in that context."

Why are you so hostile?

Did Marcus "bully" her into marrying him?

Are they double-stuf?

I just pictured Ilana from Broad City saying vagina. Many lols.