I was surprised when my 8 year old laughed at this. I totally bought it when I saw it on theaters back then.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

You do realize there is a vast spectrum between all guns and no guns, right? There’s a reason we don’t let you arm yourself with nuclear weapons, dumbass.

Although a document written hundreds of years ago when people had single-fire muskets couldn’t possibly predict assault weapons in the hands of every citizen. Also, what happened to the “well regulated” part?

Dial it back a bit, Gandalf.

Dude. You clearly don’t know why people want link to be a girl. If you don’t know that keep your head down and don’t talk about it at all.

Wow, it’s still pretty lame reasoning. If Zelda could fight (cough Shiek) what would Link do? How he try his hand ruling a kingdom? Hell, he could be the villain of the next game, and you as Zelda have to team up with Ganon to restore the balance in the Tri-Force? And I’m an idiot and I just pulled this out of my butt.

Please tell me y’all are gonna say something about the murder of Christina Grimmie. That was a fuckin travesty.

From his website:

That what I thought until I saw the rewards were “grey plastic”. And reading the updates it sounds like they planned on using 3D printing for it.

If Theo leaves, who’s going to take over the duties of carrying the ball full speed into the corner and then losing it?

I will admit to having always wanted to hear Bob Marley during a medal ceremony.

Dear IOC,

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

I feel like after watching this my phone will ring and I’ll have seven days left to live.

I said PJAK, not PKK. If you are not familiar with the difference, that’s fairly disturbing: PJAK is active in fighting Daesh, not Turkey. I am interested in strengthening them because the Kurdish militia is the only force in northern Iraq which has had any lasting success. Turkey having to take the Kurds more…

Ok so I’m Turkish and I’ve voted for the Kurdish party in the last elections and while it’s true that half of my people basically worship our current government the other half of us do anything in our power to fight racism and patriarchy and a lifestyle they’re trying to force on us.

As a Chicagoan who’s sister in law was on the committee trying to bring the 2016 games here, I always found it hilarious that one of the stated reasons the IOC was concerned about Chicago’s bid was the city’s history of corruption. Then they awarded the games to Rio.

it’s not ok to make a pass at someone in a professional setting. she was there to give an interview, not a date. ghomeshi is a fucking scumbag and people like you baffle me.