“Pessimism is just a higher form of optimism. If you expect nothing from people, then you go through life being pleasantly surprised.”
- Pat Healy as Luke in The Innkeepers (2011)

Otto: Oh, you English are *so* superior, aren’t you? Well, would you like to know what you’d be without us, the good ol’ U.S. of A. to protect you? I’ll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that’s what! So don’t call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.