I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

I don’t want to see Lonzo fail...I want to see him succeed wildly. But only after he completely cuts his father out of his life, gets him banned permanently from the Staples Center, and admits Big Baller Brand is an extremely stupid name.

This is the meanest thing Deadspin has ever done to its readers.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

Even more frustrating, Donald Glover, who campaigned for the lead in Spider-Man: Homecoming,

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I just heard on a podcast by Mike Rowe that the thawing with the Soviets was all because Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Texas while on a diplomatic trip to the US and saw how many flavors of pudding pops we had over here. And Yeltsin made Gorbachev see that they were fucked because if even the poorest among us…

We can try again if you’d like.

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Of course Canada has a great history of snipers. Have you ever walked up to a person just to shoot them in the face? It’s very rude!

Your article keeps mentioning curvature of the Earth, however Kyrie Irving has disproved this. We all now know the Earth is flat.

Just because there are people who are suffering more doesn’t mean that you can’t report on Venus’ own personal hell regarding this matter. I couldn’t imagine losing a loved one like that, I also couldn’t imagine how it would it feel to know that I caused that tragedy. Her story is worth sharing.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

You sound like you could go for some potato salad.

Worse than New Coke or taking Greg Oden over Kevin Durant? Those are pretty high bars to clear.