I’m damn sure that’s R2-D2 hiding on the right side of that engine bay.... Just sayin....

Because Ferrari and Lamborghini have awesome fit and finish as well. Because people buy these cars for their fit and finish. Because that’s why the Japanese marquees dominate the $100k luxury range.

I was the 69th person to star this comment. That is all.

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

Connor Cook’s dad’s slogan is “Hand Up! Shoot!”

Connor Cook’s dad bought a plane ticket to Brazil so he could fly down there and blow out the olympic torch.

Connor Cook’s dad once got in an elevator, pushed every button, farted and got out on the next floor.

Conor Cook’s dad hangs outside of anorexia clinics to tell girls that their asses are too big.

This is the worst.

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If this was Russia, they would have dropped this unguided pod into a civilian area and killed 27 people.

After the way Deadspin was shitting on Kobe all day, who destroyed a Gawker media outlet more: Kobe or Hulk Hogan?

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

Ah, cool, now post a photo of Robert Horry smiling with the larger number of championship trophies he’s won.

I’m expecting the next article to just say “Fuck Kobe Bryant” over and over again.

Didn’t the Jezebel mash-up end yesterday?

a Pennsylvania-based photographer who specializes in photoshopped portraits with deceased family members.

I spent 60% of my childhood watching a progress bar and anticipating the instruction to insert the next disk.

Which of the 1000 configurations of soundblaster do you have? Chose wisely because while the right answer brings sweet, sweet voices and sound effects, the wrong answer defaults you to midi if your lucky and gives you silence if you aren't.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.