What’s this about 54 different variances of Star Tours? Really? Does it change from ride to ride? I only know the OG original one from before the prequels.

He further announced the signing of Rick Dipietro to a lifetime contract.

That’s what he said.

I look forward to buying it for $20 once they iron shit out after I pirate the campaign around release.

I didn’t realize Peter Vecsey works at Tesla.

It’s not a late fee. They are simply charging you a daily fee. I did the same thing with dishonored for 360 and then just said fuck it and kept it and gave them my $60.

I’m a die hard UCLA fan, but I wish they left their Balls in China.

The jerking off the dolphin bit was pretty good, especially considering it’s a true story.

I live in LA and am at comedy clubs multiple times a month. I didn’t know who she was until I saw her in a sketch with a friend today and watched SNL (recorded) tonight. She blew up pretty quick.

I had to rewind it to figure out if it was really Schaal. That was basically perfect.

She just blew up quick.

Dafuq is Stephen King doing on that list?

You’re more likely to have a nougat center in the GOP than a moral one.

You know it’s bad when the guy who assaulted his girlfriend is the good guy in the story.

Bill Belichick’s magic fingers.

I don’t remember ever accusing you of this.

Also get rich.

That’s ridiculous. $50 a month is a lot of money.

In truth, 80% of the teams are terrible since they have no shot at being a championship contender. You have the Thunder, Spurs, Warriors, Rockets, Celtics, Cavs, and everybody else. So that’s 6 of 30 teams that aren’t butt. 20%. Meaning 80% are turrrrrible.

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.