She has an Oscars gig and a future as a gay wedding planner in the bag. Git-r-Done!

Here you go!

The larger sweet spot means you can be a bit off and have some margin for error in exchange for losing some mustard on the shot, but with a smaller sweet spot you’re getting more power behind it but must be exact in your timing.

How was he given the wrong UNOPENED envelope tho?

I don’t feel too bad for him. He already forgot what happened.

The prompter doesn’t tell you the winner and the envelope is sealed. Only people that know winner is likely the accountant that (I assume) watches to make sure the right winner is called. With the big money being gambled on this shit they can’t have fuck-ups.

If you just found out the greatest moment of your life was bullshit, you wouldn’t want to listen to someone crack jokes while holding your dick in the breeze, either.

Fuuuuuck. I heard La La Land and said fuck it, I’ll go take a shower. I came out and just now realized this happened. Woooooow. oh. Woooooow.

I dunno about that.

Doesn’t help that he’s an Aryan-looking Nordic motherfucker talking about killing Jews. Which, in the hands of an actual comedian is something that could be pretty funny. But he just comes off as yet another neo-nazi white European trying to make Jew jokes.

He was good for about 6 seasons total spread out through his career. He really only had like 2 great seasons.

I did the same thing at a UCLA / Arizona game. Arizona had a receiver that kept dropping balls and I made a comment and looked behind me and saw about 25 people with his jersey on. His entire family was sitting around me.

It doesn’t work that way. A 32GB Drive/Flash is actually only 29.8GB. The manufacturers define a Gigabyte as a billion bytes for advertising when a gigabyte is actually 1,073,741,824 Bytes. You never get the actual space advertised. So at the end of the day, the software is actually 3.9GB.

If most of the league is gay then gay is the league’s normal and she’s the exception.

If Ferrari made the Homer.

We don’t much care for your metric system in these here parts.

Uber is about to become something only drunks, hobos, and tourists use once autonomous cars become the reality.

Flexibility. And a shitty economy for middle class jobs.

Yeah, I definitely let out a loud “Oh shiiiiiiiit!”

AND yelled at him to sit down.