Things Jezebel is obviously known for; chillaxing.

I think it’s from watching our friends nearly blow their fingers off with dry ice bombs...

Lineman are much more likely to be graduates and are the smartest players according to Wonderlic (as bullshit as it is).

What about the Fighting Jew?

What. The. Fuck.

WTF?!?! Just noticed that. Fucking abomination.

What OS? Windows 10 seems to be the tits for it.

The point he was making is that 34 now is nothing and 34 then is when you have to worry about dying.

I’m a lifelong Dodgers fan.

Judging by the serious ball sucking injuries I’ve suffered (not that hard baby! Goddamn!), maybe you broads shouldn’t be taking such a high road.

As someone who’s worked in apparel (albeit briefly), volume clothing has to be expensive because costs are very high and you can’t subsidize it through a large volume. I actually consulted with a brand that made $300-$500 sweatshirts for a bit. A custom zipper for example has to be designed, cast, manufactured in…

Don’t these guys know to just Leavitt when a woman is passed out? It’s not that Harbaugh.

You are both right.

It’s so generic and awful. I just wish all the incredible tits and ass were wrapped in better production value.

Penishead Dumbfuck

Literally the first time I’ve actually liked something a USC coach did since Paul Hackett.

Adults who play Pokemon? I agree.

File photo of one of the suspects:

He’s had a concussion since he got drafted into that sad black hole. Well, the other sad black hole.

“off the streets?”

How naive are you? That’s pissing away thousands of dollars when these can easily just end up in the hands of a responsible human who has cold hard cash.

If you want to be altruistic, the money from the guns does more good than getting a tiny number of legal guns “off the streets.”