I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Bill Belichick’s pavlovian response to hearing Gimme Shelter will be rubbing one out to Hunter Renfrow.

Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.

What is life but a series of stumbles into calamities that keep you from the existence you think you deserve?

Maybe I’m amazed by this comment. +1

Well, they had one, but it was years ago....

He's a disastrously bad writer, and a pretty severe dumbass to boot.

Wait, you guys edit stories?

I mean, a) the point is that we are impossibly childish and petty and b) as an editor, if I get “It is of the utmost importance to insist again and again that idealism is not merely a superfluous manifestation of sentiment but rather something which has been, is and always will be, a necessary precondition of human…

Exactly. Someone asked an 85 year old man some questions and people are surprised when he sounds like someone from another time. So dumb.

That’s edgy stuff! Wishing death on an elderly man— actually, an elderly genius— but your tough guy facade goes out the window the minute you demand counseling at your university because somebody wrote “Trump” in chalk. A millennial pretending to be edgy is fucking laughable. I could bring you to the verge of cutting…

I had grilled cod. To keep in the spirit of the bullfighter, though, I bought it live and for 20 minutes I did a round of taking it out of the water briefly and putting it back in. Once I finally removed it from the water completely, I slowly dribbled a quart of water over its face while it thrashed in the sink so it…

Hopefully people had food that wasn’t tortured for hours before killing it, for entertainment purposes.

Time to head to Houston.

I did that once. (Recorded a decent video in landscape mode.)

I had sushi. Fish are ugly, so it's OK.

Lemon pepper chicken, rice, squash.

I kill a lot of my own meat but I don’t dance around in tights in front of a crowd stabbing it beforehand.

Just wondering, for the folks whining about the Bullfighter...what did y’all have for dinner tonight? Asking for a friend..,.