Interesting. I always thought of her as a sentient sack of curdled shit. Which is a type of garbage. But like, the worst garbage.

Genius idea: Everybody should get HIV and just let it run its course so we’ll have natural immunity.

The actual only reason I don’t support legalizing marijuana is because I already see enough fucking instagrams with dudes referring to their bongs as “toys”

either way, they’ve both got that moneymaker so I think they’ll be fine

I don’t want her to look back on this just to say “I was your silver lining.”

Of Rilo Kiley and the Postal Service. But, most importantly, also of Troop Beverly Hills.

Murder is not something most people survive and deal with the personal traumas of, so I see where you’re going with this, but I’m gonna have to disagree.

a mixture of yeast and fungus

Yeah what the fuck was that about, right?

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”

Well at least she has a thigh gap, am I right?

“Bangs cut off your face, your wonderful, beautiful face, and make you look childlike and sad, all at the same time.”

It was “blah” b/c it involved Piper. *fart noise*

a) she looks so much like Romeo + Juliet era Leo that it’s frightening.

This was a missed opportunity to talk about the problem of the gender binary. While it is FANTASTIC that people are finally more aware and accepting of transgender people, we’re still failing to recognize the problems inherent in imposing a rigid binary, instead of recognizing a spectrum where most people fall more…