Well, thats human nature. Lots of dads just are not into their kids for the first few years. Especially if mom stays home. I dont know what it is but its that way. When they can walk and talk and communicate it gets better. Plus, all dads just soak in thoughts of watching over their future sports stars in diapers. Men…

Ohhhh, I love technical hoops discussions. Anyone know what the teams advanced WAR vs PAR on the individial line ups with these 2 guys are. I assume the funtion of the inverse would be something like this PAR/3(1a-2b-3c/-1+-2) = Advanced poop and stuff.

Aw Damn, this is just a sweet ol’kick in the nuts!

Some reports say she might have been his ISIS handler.

Does anyone know if regulating Muslims has ever been considered???? Like if you want to not have Muslims kill your neighbors and the disabled you have to prove you are not a maniac.

Dos this guy get to keep his temple recommend? I hope so because that elbow was clearly meant with love.

You sir know how to kick start a Kinja thread!

BUT ALL COPS ARE PIGS.....uh well maybe I’m an idiot. Were these white cops and the kid looks like a minority??? THOSE GUYS ARE RACISTS......Uhhhhh wait what, is my pot buzz wearing off.....I’m dumb.

We all agree with you. Well said. Anyway, See you at the 5 and dime in the morning before we go into the office and slap bottoms in the secretarial pool. You bringing the cigarettes?

Taylor Lautner popped his head out of the high end hollywood gay escort scene for this trashy pic?

I love me some Madsen stats. Plus, I hear he is gentleman on a date.

HOLY GLAZED DOGHNUTS BATMAN

I think we should rename Ebola to Khardashian. They are one and the same

As a white republican with very very aggressive right wing views I cant fo the life of me notunderstand why he couldnt park the car on the road and hide behind it and yell “Hey kid come here I have some _ to show you” candy, flashlight, stickers etc....... This kid would have run over and it would be cool. This cop…

Pretending not to have a concussion.......AKA Big Bens normal base line to begin with

BUT BUT socialism should be working. I assume these problems stem from the toiler paper shortages ravaging the country.

Fat people be crazy! Am I right!

The browns are a stain upon the diaper that is the NFL basment. Jhonny manziel is the nut chunks you find in the log.

It looks like everything is covered in turtle wax.

As a man I like what I see except for where the rolls show. Other than that there isnt much more I would change.