Audi racecar version....

Why do we read Jalopnik?

Needs a giant Jalopnik sticker on the side glass! Maybe a Do You Oppo? or something like that on the rear glass. And probably a designated sober driver (intern?) with a kegerator in back... Then you can play games like: will the toilet fill before you can empty the keg?

Be very careful when you get past paris. There is speed camera with cops lined up on bikes past it to grab all the foreign plates that don't have to pay and they won't let you leave till you find an ATM and pay the fine on the spot.