"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power… like God must feel when he's holding a gun."

'Tis, replied Aunt Helga.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fah-laming!

Those are the two quotes I get the most mileage out of on a daily basis.

That makes three of us!

This is the darkest timeline.

A.K.A. "The Comptrollah of Rock and Rollah"!

That finally makes sense! Thank you!

To wit: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Nobody's gonna top that.

Mellon Collie came out like two weeks after my 15th birthday. That album was basically my life for two years (yes, I did buy the ridiculously bloated reissue too). So you are correct.

I came back to the comments specifically to see if someone had already requested an anal history. Way to not let me down, AV Club Commenters!

I don't think so, Chris.

Too LaBeoufy.

Woody is the one who knocks!

The Grapist?

I think Happy Endings also threw in a Working Girl joke during season 3.

*starts slow clap*

I came to the comments to post this very thing.

Thin crust pizza? No thank you.

Colin Meloy signed my copy of the third Wildwood book, although I was mainly there because I'm a Decemberists fan. I gave him a copy of an EP I recorded several years ago in my bedroom of Decemberists covers and he didn't immediately toss it in the trash, so I consider that a win, even though it makes me nervous to…