No clocks?!? NO WATER?! LOCKED DOORS?!?! Seriously??

Oh god... I remember the smell. The smell of ass and feet. It was like I was being suffocated with a hot blanket soaked in ass-and-feet sweat.

This was one of my favorites. It's clear that it's the meaning of his name, but it's so "My name is Clarence, and my mom says I'm special."

Dude's brain is probably fried from all the flatulence in his classes.