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Pedialite Popsicles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In California, mexican restaurants have Menudo on the menu Sat & Sun as it is a hangover cure.

MAYYYBBEEE I’m just being bitchy today but this seems more like a humblebrag than an actual thing that happened.

Meh. You wanted one roommate not several.

Is anything EASIER for us because we’re black? Besides getting arrested?

Man, and I felt bad for telling people with kids who responded to my roommate wanted ad that the place had been filled.

Yes!!!!!!!!! Finally a film where a CPA is cool!