Pedialite Popsicles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In California, mexican restaurants have Menudo on the menu Sat & Sun as it is a hangover cure.

MAYYYBBEEE I’m just being bitchy today but this seems more like a humblebrag than an actual thing that happened.

Meh. You wanted one roommate not several.

Is anything EASIER for us because we’re black? Besides getting arrested?

Man, and I felt bad for telling people with kids who responded to my roommate wanted ad that the place had been filled.

Absolutely. Just drop some firewood from space and watch it go aflame.

Im done.

I’m sure gas prices will be raised, just because.

Yes!!!!!!!!! Finally a film where a CPA is cool!

NSFW because Ass, but we are now in the future.