This happened to me. What is happening is that there's a police car a mile or so back identifying speeders, etc. He calls them out over the loudspeaker of the cop pointing his finger.

Of course, there's the whole sunni-shia thing:

one way, 1 person, $48,865

The cabin should have been smoked filled. No one appeared to be overweight. And of course, they all knew what the exercise was.

You can't call AAA or a random tow truck if you're stuck on the highway. I know from experience. Call 911 and the police will come and call an authorized tow truck. They will also wait until the tow truck arrives. It might make sense to always carry donuts and coffee...