That’s the take as I read it. I assumed the references to his being broke were tongue-in-cheek.

I am flummoxed that the take here is that Johnson is somehow one of those “broke boys”, instead of some mixture of the evils of Republican loopholes (and competent exploitation thereof) and the torrent of improper disclosure (and other financial) scandals even Jez has been covering

Justin doesn’t want to “bring up the past?” He did exactly that for 16 years after his split from Britney, painting her as some evil, villainous slut and himself as some wholesome, good guy, woke musician with a big heart. I’m so glad he wants to stop now that he’s looking bad.

I recall him mocking her FOR HAVING SEX WITH HIM as if he wasn’t part of that process.

Jada has spent the last few years reinventing herself as some kind of self-help/therapy/lifestyle/relationship podcaster which is wholly predicated on her being open and honest in her frank discussions about real topics. We now learn that all of her relationship talk has been founded on a gigantic lie. Why should we…

So, basically, Rock is really just another man who got rejected by a woman and then made a very public joke at her expense.

Even funnier now that Smith sabotaged his career over a pretty innocuous joke when he wasn’t even with Jada anymore, although if Rock really asked Pinkett out when her and Smith were still married, I guess that helps explain some of it (“Keep my wife’s NAME out your MOUTH!!!” lol)

It’s not that there are no twitchy, improperly reactive or bigoted dogs, but this is fast getting into but if you encounter multiple bad dogs, you’re the problem territory. Perhaps it’s the SS agents in question who should be “sent to live with friends"

I’m a Commander (and Major!) truther. I think they know some of those agents are up to no good and responding appropriately. 

Y’all just made Commander an activist and I don’t know how to feel about that. But those agents that deleted those messages are definitely ops and should get the shittiest of details.

She deserves parental rights over her kids and I feel sorry for her in that regard as she was with a manipulative and likely abusive asshole but I confess, asking me to give the slightest shit about Grimes otherwise is probably a bit much. She’s a fucking idiot.

The squishy thing is what “lots of money” is.

If a regular person did what Pitt did on the plane or tried to steal a fuel truck after leaving the plane, they would still be in prison.

Conservatives aren’t interested in the basics of humanity like empathy and compassion.

Which entirely unproblematic artists will be featured on your playlist? I am assuming nobody over the age of 30.

You’re a bad person, and literally everyone around you knows it.

Gotta try harder with your rape apologia. Perhaps Masterson really knows what happened to JFK and the illuminati are out to get him? Or maybe his victims had purchased lipstick on one occasion so they deserved it. Be honest with yourself, there’s no amount of evidence that would ever convince you. 

Zero proof? What are you wanting? Eye witnesses? A blood and semen stained dress? Multiple victims reported their rape at the time to ethics officers within Scientology, and the prosecution was able to obtain those ethics reports. One also went to the police in 2004, and that spooked Masterson enough that he…

The GOP can’t wrap their heads around the idea of someone wanting to have sex with their own spouse LOL. Such a scandal.